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PostPosted: Sun, 03 Feb, 2008 15:43    Post subject: What Would You Do... Reply with quote

If you came home and found Michael Jackson in your bed? lol


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PostPosted: Sun, 03 Feb, 2008 15:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

12 gauge. Point blank.
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PostPosted: Sun, 03 Feb, 2008 16:14    Post subject: Reply with quote

first Id slit his throat and make him suffer for a lil bit than id end his sorry fuckin life by shootin him, not once, not twice but three times in the head and than for seeing that scary sight, I'd put a bullet throw my head too.
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PostPosted: Sun, 03 Feb, 2008 18:28    Post subject: Reply with quote

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first Id slit his throat and make him suffer for a lil bit than id end his sorry fuckin life by shootin him, not once, not twice but three times in the head and than for seeing that scary sight, I'd put a bullet throw my head too.


Something like that :signlol: :signlol: :signlol:
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PostPosted: Sun, 03 Feb, 2008 19:09    Post subject: Reply with quote

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first Id slit his throat and make him suffer for a lil bit than id end his sorry fuckin life by shootin him, not once, not twice but three times in the head and than for seeing that scary sight, I'd put a bullet throw my head too.


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PostPosted: Sun, 03 Feb, 2008 19:13    Post subject: Reply with quote

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first Id slit his throat and make him suffer for a lil bit than id end his sorry fuckin life by shootin him, not once, not twice but three times in the head and than for seeing that scary sight, I'd put a bullet throw my head too.


Lol and i thought i was a bit f**ked in the head haha

seriously though, i think i have something wrong with me Confused Lol

anyway back on topic, he'd get thrown straight out of the window Cool
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PostPosted: Sun, 03 Feb, 2008 20:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

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first Id slit his throat and make him suffer for a lil bit than id end his sorry fuckin life by shootin him, not once, not twice but three times in the head and than for seeing that scary sight, I'd put a bullet throw my head too.


lol not a Michael Jackson fan then


I'd hit him with a *Shamon* and then a leg air kick then a *Hee Hee* then have a singsong for a bit then kick him out the window shouting *Moon walk now biatch* dance
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PostPosted: Sun, 03 Feb, 2008 20:57    Post subject: Reply with quote

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first Id slit his throat and make him suffer for a lil bit than id end his sorry fuckin life by shootin him, not once, not twice but three times in the head and than for seeing that scary sight, I'd put a bullet throw my head too.


Lol and i thought i was a bit f**ked in the head haha

seriously though, i think i have something wrong with me Confused Lol

anyway back on topic, he'd get thrown straight out of the window Cool


LOL maybe there is somethin wrong with ya but I see a psychiatrist once a month!
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PostPosted: Sun, 03 Feb, 2008 21:14    Post subject: Reply with quote

im thinking about going to see one myself tbh Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 03 Feb, 2008 21:34    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha i dont wish to see him in my bed but if he's there i wudnt shoot him. id tie him up, get a knife and start to rip out all his plastic features and then refill him up with lollies and use hiim as a piniata
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PostPosted: Sun, 03 Feb, 2008 21:58    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha! funny topic! (how does your mind work BalistiK?)

If I found MJ in my bed, I would do all or some of these:

a) Tell him that he's got the wrong bed, my 10 year old son sleeps next door

b) dangle him over MY balcony

c) tell my wife that her new makeover makes her look a little bit like Michael Jackson

(to be honest, it'd be an improvement... sorry love)

d) lock him in & turn the central heating up full blast... watch his face melt

e) wonder who it was who spiked me with acid down the pub

f) tell him I can't have sex with him because I don't have a rubber, even though he's partially made of it

g) tell him to moonwalk the **ck out of it... sharpish!

h) paint him black! hahahaha!!!!
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PostPosted: Sun, 03 Feb, 2008 23:00    Post subject: Re: What Would You Do... Reply with quote

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Dont know about you but that pic is creepy lol
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PostPosted: Mon, 04 Feb, 2008 11:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

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haha! funny topic! (how does your mind work BalistiK?)

haha not very well mate.. i got a strange imagination :signlol:
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PostPosted: Mon, 04 Feb, 2008 16:24    Post subject: Reply with quote

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haha not very well mate.. i got a strange imagination :signlol:


It's the best way!

What is a piniata anyway lol?
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PostPosted: Mon, 04 Feb, 2008 18:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

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What is a piniata anyway lol?


Isnt that those things that are hanging and the kids beat them with sticks to break open for all the treats Think
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PostPosted: Mon, 04 Feb, 2008 18:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

TigerLand wrote:
neljan wrote:

What is a piniata anyway lol?


Isnt that those things that are hanging and the kids beat them with sticks to break open for all the treats Think


yes it is
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PostPosted: Mon, 04 Feb, 2008 21:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

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TigerLand wrote:
neljan wrote:

What is a piniata anyway lol?


Isnt that those things that are hanging and the kids beat them with sticks to break open for all the treats Think


yes it is

yep and imagine wen you bust them open, insted of silicon (coz i gouged it all out) lollies fall down. and we can hang him in his neverland thingo lol
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