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A-JAY
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Low Alcohol lager is like licking your sisters fanny !
It tastes alright but it's just not right 
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Spitfire
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| Posted: Mon, 17 Sep, 2007 12:17 Post subject: |
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haha thats one way off putting it... although disturbing 
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SmittyDJ
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lmao sick  |
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LukeB
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your mate needs help  |
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lana loo
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| Posted: Mon, 17 Sep, 2007 16:29 Post subject: |
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you're very random lately ajay, watsa matter man!!
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TigerLand
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| Posted: Mon, 17 Sep, 2007 16:42 Post subject: |
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You know what else is crap...RedBull lite blue 
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shadow.system
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| Posted: Tue, 18 Sep, 2007 0:18 Post subject: Re: MY MATE SAYS ! |
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| A-JAY wrote: |
Low Alcohol lager is like licking your sisters fanny !
It tastes alright but it's just not right |
That actually made me LOL. |
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Spitfire
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| Posted: Tue, 18 Sep, 2007 11:54 Post subject: |
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| TigerLand wrote: |
| You know what else is crap...RedBull lite blue |
yep. gotta stick to the normal one 
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leroyS
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supermans outside a pub when all of a sudden this ladies purse gets snatched, she shouts "superman HELP!!!"
superman replies:- "I cant, im in a wheelchair" |
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TigerLand
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Man goes up to his new girlfriends house,knocks on the door and the girl comes to the door seeing her new fella with a big bunch of lovely flowers for her.
*Suppose i've gotta open my legs for these* The girlfriend says...
The Man replies *Dont you have a Vase to put them in like everyone else?* 
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shadow.system
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A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders three shots of tequila. The bartender serves him, and the man promptly downs the shots one after the other.
The bartender asks the man "What's the occasion?". The man replies "I'm celebrating my first blowjob". The bartender says "Well, in that case, have another drink on the house". "No thanks" says the man "I've just about got the taste out of my mouth now".
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TigerLand
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| xenochrome wrote: |
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders three shots of tequila. The bartender serves him, and the man promptly downs the shots one after the other.
The bartender asks the man "What's the occasion?". The man replies "I'm celebrating my first blowjob". The bartender says "Well, in that case, have another drink on the house". "No thanks" says the man "I've just about got the taste out of my mouth now".
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| Posted: Wed, 19 Sep, 2007 18:25 Post subject: Re: MY MATE SAYS ! |
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| A-JAY wrote: |
Low Alcohol lager is like licking your sisters fanny !
It tastes alright but it's just not right |
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Don't know why, but me and me mates got some bevvies. My mate was skint, I was pissing myself that he brought some os ASDAs own French Lager called "French Lager".
It was those Stubby bottles and they were 2. 50 odd percent, they came in packs of 8 at 4 Pound odd, something like that and he bought 3 lots, it worked out he paid about £12 when he could of got Kronenbourg case of 20 for a Tenner, or a quality Lager like Tiger 12 for a Tenner. |
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TigerLand
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| Posted: Sat, 22 Sep, 2007 14:03 Post subject: |
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This talk of beer is making me thursty,Miller time me thinks 
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lana loo
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| Posted: Sat, 22 Sep, 2007 14:04 Post subject: |
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such an alchoholic... all the lot of ya!!! lol
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Large up the Guiness for breakfast kru! Inside! BOH!!!
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