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lana loo
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hahahahaha!!
A 51-year-old woman was yesterday subjected to a harrowing two-hour ordeal when she was imprisoned in a hi-tech public convenience.
Maureen Shotton, from Whitley Bay, was captured by the maverick cyberloo during a shopping trip to Newcastle-upon-Tyne. The toilet, which boasts state-of-the-art electronic auto-flush and door sensors, steadfastly refused to release Maureen, and further resisted attempts by passers-by to force the door.
Maureen was finally liberated when the fire brigade ripped the roof off the cantankerous crapper.
Maureen's terrifying experience confirms that it is a short step from belligerent bogs to Terminator-style cyborgs hunting down and exterminating mankind
more stories here...
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/04/17/hitech_toilet_swallows_woman/
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| Posted: Mon, 29 Oct, 2007 12:35 Post subject: |
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Admit it, it was you stuck in the toilet wasnt it 
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yes john.
im secretly a 51 year old woman called Maureen who lives in Newcastle
suprise 
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Thought so 
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haha didnt want to tell you at first 
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terrible thomas.summer!! lol
shame on you for the obvious joke lol
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| lol how funny. Just imagine! |
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lol i dont want to really... imagine the mess lol
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Somehow this reminds me of the horribly inept and annoying machines in the book Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy 
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