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PostPosted: Mon, 29 Oct, 2007 12:22    Post subject: Hi-tech toilet swallows woman Reply with quote

hahahahaha!!

A 51-year-old woman was yesterday subjected to a harrowing two-hour ordeal when she was imprisoned in a hi-tech public convenience.

Maureen Shotton, from Whitley Bay, was captured by the maverick cyberloo during a shopping trip to Newcastle-upon-Tyne. The toilet, which boasts state-of-the-art electronic auto-flush and door sensors, steadfastly refused to release Maureen, and further resisted attempts by passers-by to force the door.

Maureen was finally liberated when the fire brigade ripped the roof off the cantankerous crapper.

Maureen's terrifying experience confirms that it is a short step from belligerent bogs to Terminator-style cyborgs hunting down and exterminating mankind

more stories here...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/04/17/hitech_toilet_swallows_woman/
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PostPosted: Mon, 29 Oct, 2007 12:35    Post subject: Reply with quote

Admit it, it was you stuck in the toilet wasnt it Whistle
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PostPosted: Mon, 29 Oct, 2007 12:38    Post subject: Reply with quote

yes john.

im secretly a 51 year old woman called Maureen who lives in Newcastle

suprise Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 29 Oct, 2007 17:09    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thought so Naughty
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PostPosted: Mon, 29 Oct, 2007 17:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy haha didnt want to tell you at first Sad
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PostPosted: Mon, 29 Oct, 2007 22:08    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn shit happens
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PostPosted: Mon, 29 Oct, 2007 22:20    Post subject: Reply with quote

terrible thomas.summer!! lol

shame on you for the obvious joke lol
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PostPosted: Tue, 30 Oct, 2007 0:55    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol how funny. Just imagine!
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PostPosted: Tue, 30 Oct, 2007 11:13    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slipmat wrote:
lol how funny. Just imagine!


lol i dont want to really... imagine the mess lol
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PostPosted: Fri, 09 Nov, 2007 5:06    Post subject: Reply with quote

Somehow this reminds me of the horribly inept and annoying machines in the book Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Laughing
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